How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What is censorship?

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron