How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

removed

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...