What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Chore Jokes More Chore Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.