What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)