Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!"

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one