Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Previous Random Joke Next
Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.