What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

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Pupil: The sausage!

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missile toe

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Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one