What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.