How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.