How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.