How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Dawn Jokes More Dawn Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.