Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.