What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....