Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed