Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"