It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A sadder day.
To the Allahu Akbar
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
