How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...