How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...