How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

4 Door Jokes More 4 Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -