What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.