Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org