Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars