When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !