Mallard Jokes

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.