Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock