Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation