What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side