What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper