What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.