What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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An apple because the balackman hangs.

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With a Cowculator!!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side