What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)