What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.