What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions