How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder