How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.