What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.