What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor