What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.