What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).