What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs