What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).