What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What is a terrorist's favorite wine?

White Infidel.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.