What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball