How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.