What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.