How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"