What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy