What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!