What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?

r/news

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy