What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!