Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.