What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless