What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless