What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."