What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.