Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.