Bad Joke Jokes

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

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The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.