Bad Joke Jokes

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

6 Episode Jokes More 6 Episode Jokes

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."