What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Bigamy Jokes More Bigamy Jokes

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.