What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...