What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway