What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.