What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.