What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.