What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet