What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.