What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him