What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days