Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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LMAO"

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.