What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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Revenge!"

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Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.