Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker