Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice