Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice