What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**