How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ