How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.